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3 Men Go to INDIA by Kalwant Singh at Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:34:09

An english man, scottish man and indian man all go to India to marry an Indian Princess. They arrived at the Kings palace where they stood in a line ready to meet the King.

The King came to meet the 3 men. Personality wise all 3 men seemed suitable candidates for his beautiful daughter, but he really prefered the indian man to keep with tradition. However, the King was a man of equal oppurtunities and he couldn't turn down the scottish and english man because of their colour.

The King then spoke - "You all must go out into the jungle and kill something and bring it back to me"

The king thought that the man who showed the most bravery by killing the most feared animal in the jungle could marry his daughter. But the King was very cunning when he thought of this idea. He knew that the scottish and english man knew nothing about the jungle and was sure the indian man would come back killing the most feared animal.

So all 3 men head for the jungle. 3 days later they arrive back at the palace after hunting for the most feared animal. They line up awaiting the king in his court.

The King walks into his court with a big smile on his face, and sure that the indian man had killed the most feared animal and so would be the one to marry his daughter.

The King goes to the english man - "What have you killed?"

The english man reply's - "My King I have killed the tiger that terrorised the village people for so many years"

The King goes -"Well done!" but he knew the indian man would have killed something more fearful.

The King goes to the scottish man - "What have you killed?"

The scottish man reply's - "My King I have killed the Lion that killed your son"

The King goes - "Well done!, I will forever remember what you have done and you will be rewarded with all the gold you want"

But he knew that the indian man must have killed something that would mean even more to him.

So finally the King approaches the indian man and with great confidence and a smile he goes - "putt tuu ki mahria"

The indian man reply's - "PAHDD"

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