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Rules of Bhangra by Kalwant Singh at Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:30:32

RULE1:- Pirst of all males & pemales must not dance together when on the dance floor. They must stay in their own dance area which is allocated to them when they arrive at the wedding or parlty. If they go offside they bill be given a dirty look & classed as a slag or a stud by the opposite party.

RULE2:- If juu are a pemale & at a wedding then juu must walk around in a circle pollowing the pemale in front of juu in an orderly pashion. As juu are walking around juu must wave your arms about & maybe twist a bit at the hips for added effect if you are peeling daring. You can glance & smile at the boyz, but make sure mummi-ji ijj not watching.

RULE3:- If juu are a pemale & at a nightclub then make sure juu putta on plenty of makeup and wear skin tight clothes or miniskirts & half-tops so that there ijj no doubt that juu are a slag and want some tonight. As mummi-ji ijj not at the club watching juu, then juu do not have to dance in circle. Juu must dance & try to look sekjee by moving jour bottom in a sekjee way. Dis' way your message bill be loud & clear -juu are the slag of all slags.

RULE4:- If juu are a pemale over 40 at a wedding and tink that juu are just too good, then juu are allowed to do the "applaud" dance. Dis' ijj where juu can break out the circle & dance in the middle wid another pemale who tinks's she ijj good too. Both of juu must lean slightly forward & raise your arms so they are parallel with jour head & shoulders & then juu clap jour hands violently as juu move in a circle. For added effect & if juu are peeling really daring juu can make a spitting sound as juu dance.

RULE5:- Males:- The males have more freedom. Juu do not have to dance in a circle, or in an orderly pashion like the pemales. Juu must move your body as much as possible & must dance on every square inch of the dance floor. As juu dance juu must move jour arms & legs very violently & just punch & kick anyone who gets in your way.

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