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Desi Love Letter!! by Kalwant Singh at Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:53:11

Dearest _______,

I have a conpeshion to make. I luw juu sooooo much. I just luw to stare at your beautiful face all day long. Everyday I thank God for making Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream, "Ttchyachi raksha kare, ayurvedic cream" because without it your skin would not have that lovely scent of sandlewood or that lovely wheat coloured complexion just like a fresh baked roti. You are such a delicious specimin of a woman. Your lips are like nice, pink, sveet jilebi. Sometimes I vant to bite off your nose because it reminds me of a scrumptious looking pakora. Smelling your hair reminds of the days vhen I was back in the motherland and my mother used to rub coconut thel in my hair before I vould go to sleep.

Vould juu like to frolick vith me in the meadows? I vill let juu be Madhuri if juu vill let me be Salman. We can dance around and if it rains, it vill be even better because then it vill be truly Hindi style with my already tight jeans clinging to my skinny legs and your sari stuck to ur plump stomach. But remember, no hanky panky. Atleast not yet. You can be riding my rik shah later. Sometimes I imagine vhat it vould be like if juu were not in my life. But then I can smell the curry powder on juu breath and I know juu vill be in my life forewer!

I luwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww juu wery wery much. Don't ewer porget. . .juu are my little samosa and I am jour chutney. Juu are my chicken curry and I am jour nan. Juu are my idli and I am jour sambar. Juu are my mango and I am jour lassie. Please accept this as a statement of my undying luw for juu porever and ever and ever

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