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ITALIAN-INDIAN Jokes by Kalwant Singh at Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:46:30

Read this with Italian and indian accent

I am an Italiano.

One day ima gonna India to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella indian waitress-"I wanna two pisses toast".
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her-"I want two piss".
She say-"go to the toilet".
I say-"you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate".
She say-"Salleh, kutteh, behsharam...juu better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch".
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga indian restaurant in Bombaya. The indian waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her-"I wanna fock".
She tell me-"every gorra wanna fock here, that all they ever come for".
I tella her-"you no understand. I wanna fock on the table".
She say-"NO!...juu no understand, dis ijj not Italy where juu can just fock on table you sonna ma bitch".

So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him-"I wanna shit".
He tell me-"go to toilet".
I say-"what do you meana go to toilet".
He say-"Sorry Sir, are juu in pirst class or second".
I say-"I'm inna second".
He say-"In that case Sir, stick jour bottom out di bindow and shit outside, i'll have room service bring juu up a bottle of mineral water".
I say-"you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed".
He say-"Haram-zadeh juu better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch, dis may be India but we do have some moral standards".

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say-"Hope juu had a berry, berry nice stay and let there be Peace on you".
I say-"let there be piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !"

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