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Silly Jokes by Kalwant Singh at Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:45:28

An indian chap walked up to me and said "terra nam ki-a betteh"?
I replied - Terry Bond.

Why did the indian sweet centre assistant slap the customer?
.....because he said - "Ohh kurrieh, I just love your gulab jaman's, there really round and juicy."

Why did the indian girl slap the grooms drunk brother at her wedding?
.....because he dropped the roti and dahl over her outfit and started singing - "Duppata tera sat rang da!"


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